Overheard on Vacation

Kid in the airport: “In case of a zombie invasion, long hair would be bad because it gives the zombies something to grab on to.”

Pilot: “Do put on your seatbelts. We go really fast. This is a jet.”

Kid on the plane, flying over Florida too high to see more than lights below: “Look! I see Disneyland!”

Lady on plane, immediately after a successful touchdown: “Have we landed now?”

Tram driver at Epcot: “Everyone must take a giant step back… even those palm trees back there.”

Tram driver at Animal Kingdom: “This is the best ride in the park…ing lot!”

Another tram driver at Epcot: (singing) “It’s a short ride to the cars, it’s a short ride to the cars, it’s a short ride to the cars, it’s a short ride after all.”

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2 thoughts on “Overheard on Vacation

  1. Chris says:

    LOL about “it’s a short ride…”

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